"Mark Twain’s Top Celebrity Scandals" <— link!
"BAMF Lit. 101," by Kristen Bobst, art by Emily McGregor <—- link for more!
“Dr. Jekyll has finally come up with the cure for vampirism by sampling splinters from Buffy’s favorite slaying tool. However, mid-process, the essence of all the vamp the stake has ever killed forms one consciousness, ‘Mr. Pointy,’ within the psyche of the benevolent scientist himself! Will Buffy have to send Dr. Jekyll to a hell dimension to save the world from the sinister Mr. Pointy? Will the Scoobies find another solution? Will Buffy bang Mr. Pointy to make Spike and Angel jealous!?”

"BAMF Lit. 101," by Kristen Bobst, art by Emily McGregor <—- link for more!

Dr. Jekyll has finally come up with the cure for vampirism by sampling splinters from Buffy’s favorite slaying tool. However, mid-process, the essence of all the vamp the stake has ever killed forms one consciousness, ‘Mr. Pointy,’ within the psyche of the benevolent scientist himself! Will Buffy have to send Dr. Jekyll to a hell dimension to save the world from the sinister Mr. Pointy? Will the Scoobies find another solution? Will Buffy bang Mr. Pointy to make Spike and Angel jealous!?”

"How to Name Your Hipster Indie Movie," by Vickie Toro 
turns out there&#8217;s a formula, y&#8217;all.
#science

"How to Name Your Hipster Indie Movie," by Vickie Toro 

turns out there’s a formula, y’all.

#science

you know you're a comedy writer when...
Vickie: Hey, Kristen, which do you think is funnier: replacing Gotye in this photo with Ron Swanson, or replacing Kimbra with a breakfast sandwich?
Kristen: Hm...I think the sandwich is more striking. But I also think the Parks and Rec / Gotye mashup is great.
V: ...Or I could replace Gotye with Ron Swanson AND replace Kimbra with a sandwich?
K: YES.
LINK FOR MORE: "Summer Reading for the Butch and Brain," by Kristen Bobst
How to balance easy-reading pageturners and highbrow literature, while working on your tan.

LINK FOR MORE: "Summer Reading for the Butch and Brain," by Kristen Bobst

How to balance easy-reading pageturners and highbrow literature, while working on your tan.

&#8212; Jane Austen, Persuasion

— Jane Austen, Persuasion

Article: "Nicki Minaj Honors Shakespeare," by Vickie Toro &#8212; er &#8212; Nicki Minaj [feat. Wiz Khalifa, Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber]
in celebration of the Bard&#8217;s birthday this weekend, protegé Nicki Minaj decided to honor him with some special words:
[sample:
NICKI MINAJ  duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH dummies                         Be playin&#8217; like they the bee&#8217;s knees, always                         Stealin&#8217; your rhymes, chasin&#8217; the&#8217;er moneys,                         But you a rock, ho, rollin&#8217; for decades!WIZ KHALIFA  Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and                         Yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!NICKI MINAJ  Muhfuckah, please! I&#8217;m about to back-hand                        This spit in the face, holla! &#8230;Marshmallow!]

Article: "Nicki Minaj Honors Shakespeare," by Vickie Toro — er — Nicki Minaj [feat. Wiz Khalifa, Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber]

in celebration of the Bard’s birthday this weekend, protegé Nicki Minaj decided to honor him with some special words:

[sample:

NICKI MINAJ  duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH dummies
                         Be playin’ like they the bee’s knees, always
                         Stealin’ your rhymes, chasin’ the’er moneys,
                         But you a rock, ho, rollin’ for decades!

WIZ KHALIFA  Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and
                         Yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!

NICKI MINAJ  Muhfuckah, please! I’m about to back-hand
                        This spit in the face, holla! …Marshmallow!]

&#8220;Deadwood Meets Arrested Development,&#8221; by Kristen Bobst &lt;&#8212; click here for MORE canceled TV combos!
&#8220;Gob buys a new trick from a magic store, an &#8216;Aztec Time Tunnel,&#8217; which happens to actually be a functioning time machine.  The entire Bluth clan is transported on a one-way trip back to late nineteenth century South Dakota: Wild-Westy times.  Michael quickly partners with Al Swearengen and starts rebuilding the Bluth Company out of the Gem Saloon, switching the company&#8217;s focus from subdivision development to the commercial creation of large-scale, high-yield brothels&#8230;&#8221;

Deadwood Meets Arrested Development,” by Kristen Bobst <— click here for MORE canceled TV combos!

Gob buys a new trick from a magic store, an ‘Aztec Time Tunnel,’ which happens to actually be a functioning time machine.  The entire Bluth clan is transported on a one-way trip back to late nineteenth century South Dakota: Wild-Westy times.  Michael quickly partners with Al Swearengen and starts rebuilding the Bluth Company out of the Gem Saloon, switching the company’s focus from subdivision development to the commercial creation of large-scale, high-yield brothels…”