i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
"BAMF Lit. 101," by Kristen Bobst, art by Emily McGregor <—- link for more!
“Dr. Jekyll has finally come up with the cure for vampirism by sampling splinters from Buffy’s favorite slaying tool. However, mid-process, the essence of all the vamp the stake has ever killed forms one consciousness, ‘Mr. Pointy,’ within the psyche of the benevolent scientist himself! Will Buffy have to send Dr. Jekyll to a hell dimension to save the world from the sinister Mr. Pointy? Will the Scoobies find another solution? Will Buffy bang Mr. Pointy to make Spike and Angel jealous!?”
turns out there’s a formula, y’all.
LINK FOR MORE: "Summer Reading for the Butch and Brain," by Kristen Bobst
How to balance easy-reading pageturners and highbrow literature, while working on your tan.
in celebration of the Bard’s birthday this weekend, protegé Nicki Minaj decided to honor him with some special words:
NICKI MINAJ duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH dummies
Be playin’ like they the bee’s knees, always
Stealin’ your rhymes, chasin’ the’er moneys,
But you a rock, ho, rollin’ for decades!
WIZ KHALIFA Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and
Yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!
NICKI MINAJ Muhfuckah, please! I’m about to back-hand
This spit in the face, holla! …Marshmallow!]