“Election Pick-Up Lines” <— link for the rest!
“Texts from Mitt Romney’s Dog,” by Kristen Bobst and Vickie Toro <— link!
so what was REALLY going on on that roof?
ARTICLE LINK: “10 Ways Mitt Romney Will Make You Feel Broke,” by Ollin Morales
Mitt Romney’s richer than you, so suck it.

Behold! A News Translation Machine!
News Says: “Obama: Core philosophy of GOP candidates identical”
Translation Machine: “GOP Only Has One Candidate With Many Poorly Made Wigs”





