"Election Pick-Up Lines" <— link for the rest!
so what was REALLY going on on that roof?
Cthulhu’s power is limitless.
Mitt Romney’s richer than you, so suck it.
Politicians + Unicorns = Politicorns! (via comediva.com)
News Says: "Obama: Core philosophy of GOP candidates identical"
Translation Machine: "GOP Only Has One Candidate With Many Poorly Made Wigs"