"Election Pick-Up Lines" <— link for the rest!

"Election Pick-Up Lines" <— link for the rest!

"Texts from Mitt Romney&#8217;s Dog," by Kristen Bobst and Vickie Toro &lt;&#8212; link!
so what was REALLY going on on that roof?

"Texts from Mitt Romney’s Dog," by Kristen Bobst and Vickie Toro <— link!

so what was REALLY going on on that roof?

Cthulhu&#8217;s power is limitless.
and now so&#8217;s his data plan.

Cthulhu’s power is limitless.

and now so’s his data plan.

ARTICLE LINK: "10 Ways Mitt Romney Will Make You Feel Broke," by Ollin Morales
Mitt Romney&#8217;s richer than you, so suck it.

ARTICLE LINK: "10 Ways Mitt Romney Will Make You Feel Broke," by Ollin Morales

Mitt Romney’s richer than you, so suck it.

Politicians + Unicorns = Politicorns! (via comediva.com)

Politicians + Unicorns = Politicorns! (via comediva.com)

oh, Mitt.  i can&#8217;t even LOOK AT YOU NOW.

oh, Mitt.  i can’t even LOOK AT YOU NOW.

Behold!  A News Translation Machine!  
News Says: "Obama: Core philosophy of GOP candidates identical"
Translation Machine: "GOP Only Has One Candidate With Many Poorly Made Wigs"

Behold!  A News Translation Machine!  

News Says: "Obama: Core philosophy of GOP candidates identical"

Translation Machine: "GOP Only Has One Candidate With Many Poorly Made Wigs"