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THIS JUST IN: All 14 episodes of the new Arrested Development season will premiere on NetFlix in May!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LINK: “What Ever Happened to Michael Cera?”

LINK: “What Ever Happened to Michael Cera?” by Kristen Bobst

It’s true, Michael Cera was ‘adorkable’ long before Zooey Deschanel cut her bangs and bombarded all the media. But what happened to awkwardly endearing wee George Michael Bluth? Don’t you yearn for glorious heyday of Michael Cera? Don’t you miss seeing his unassuming and oh-so-nonthreatening visage on television and in indie flicks?

You know who definitely misses Michael Cera? Michael Cera. So, what ever happened to him?

Here are some theories.

meanwhile, at Comediva...

Vickie (Editorial Assistant/Writer/Lez): Yeah, Michael Cera and I're practically neighbors. We have the same hairdresser.
Kristen (Managing Editor/Writer): You should ask for the George Michael Bluth Treatment.
V: SERIOUSLY. HE LOOKS MORE LESBIAN THAN I DO.