LESBROS: “DOMA”

friends! your favorite Lesbros are back! check out how they’re celebrating the fall of DOMA.

"Prop 8 shall not passsssss!"

"Prop 8 shall not passsssss!"

"Vickie [of Lesbros] Finds Out Where She Got the Awkward Gene"
Mom: So. Beekie. Do you hab a girlprend?
Vickie: Noooope.
M: ...WHY NOT?
V: I dunno...because I'm --
M: Awkward.
V: -_-
M: Yeah, you get dat from yoh daddy.
Dad: Yup.
M: Ohhhhh my gahhhhh. Took SO LONG to get through to him.
D: Yup.
M: ALLLLL dah men on dat military base had a crush on yoh mommy. Except Andy Toro.
D: Yeah, she used to get serenaded in the Officer's Club. So I figured...Whatever. No chance for me anyway.
M: Oh my gah drobe me cray-jee. So I had to do somesing about it. 'Why dujn't dis man like me? What's wrong wiss him?' I had to find out. So I tried flirting.
D: Yep. Didn't help.
M: And den I spread rumor around base.
D: Guys'd come up to me and say, 'Hey, man, I heard Ms. Kim wants to take a tour of your tank.' And I was like, '...But there're so many tanks.'
M: Ohhhh my gahhhhh. So hopeless. So den I ask him to tutor me in English. 'Oh, Andy,' I said, 'My Englishy is SO BAD. Maybe you should be my tutor.'
D: Yeah, and I didn't think anything of it, cuz I mean...her English was pretty bad.
M: Yep. And den FINALLY, during tutoring session, I gabe up and just told him I liked him. And FINALLY he ask me out.
D: Yep.
M: So don't worry. Pretty girls always go foh dah awkward people. Look at me and yoh daddy.
Be sure to check Vickie out in the webcomedy series Lesbros: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRaNjmaMzBZhEfbB_lFEncxZeED8SP-mO
“Set-Up: An earnest and ambitious employee, Paisley Yep, runs the Youth Outreach Program at the Centre, determined to eventually become the next Tammy Baldwin…”
"Gay TV Shows the World Needs" <— click to read the rest!

Set-Up: An earnest and ambitious employee, Paisley Yep, runs the Youth Outreach Program at the Centre, determined to eventually become the next Tammy Baldwin…”

"Gay TV Shows the World Needs" <— click to read the rest!

"Gay TV Shows the World Needs" &lt;&#8212; link!
"The artist formerly known as &#8216;J. Lo&#8217; recently announced her show idea, The Fosters, has been picked up by a major network. Aside from the randomness that is J. Lo Producing Television Shows, The Fosters is particularly interesting as it centres around a diverse family with two lesbiarchs [aka matriarchs who get down with each other].
The show will be the third in the last few years alone to follow the trials and tribulations of queer-headed families &#8212; the others being Modern Family and The New Normal &#8212; which must mean we&#8217;re finally diving into a post-Ellen world where Coming Out is So In.
So what other gay-themed shows should hit the small screen?&#8221;

"Gay TV Shows the World Needs" <— link!

"The artist formerly known as ‘J. Lo’ recently announced her show idea, The Fosters, has been picked up by a major network. Aside from the randomness that is J. Lo Producing Television Shows, The Fosters is particularly interesting as it centres around a diverse family with two lesbiarchs [aka matriarchs who get down with each other].

The show will be the third in the last few years alone to follow the trials and tribulations of queer-headed families — the others being Modern Family and The New Normal — which must mean we’re finally diving into a post-Ellen world where Coming Out is So In.

So what other gay-themed shows should hit the small screen?”

"This Just In: Anderson Cooper Likes Cheese," by Vickie Toro
Top news anchor and bonafide Sexy Nerd Anderson Cooper broke the hearts of millions of women by saying, &#8220;The fact is, I&#8217;m gay,&#8221; going on to say, &#8220;[he] couldn&#8217;t be any more happy, comfortable with [himself], and proud.&#8221;Now, this is a big deal; kids are coming out younger and younger, and one certifiable way to pave a more peaceful road for them is for high-profile and well respected celebrities to take the first step.
Should coming out be a big deal? Maybe I&#8217;m bias, but it&#8217;s weird that all we homos of the world have to make official statements about our nighttime (or daytime!) recreational activities of choice. We&#8217;ve never had to take a few minutes out of our busy schedules to read about how Tom Hanks only digs the ladies&#8230; so why the double standard?
In a perfect world, this is the kind of thing nobody would really care much about unless they&#8217;re trying to hit on you in a bar, so the question I pose to you today is &#8220;What if we lived in that perfect world, and people like Cooper made an official statement about every personal aspect of their lives?&#8221;

"This Just In: Anderson Cooper Likes Cheese," by Vickie Toro

Top news anchor and bonafide Sexy Nerd Anderson Cooper broke the hearts of millions of women by saying, “The fact is, I’m gay,” going on to say, “[he] couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with [himself], and proud.”

Now, this is a big deal; kids are coming out younger and younger, and one certifiable way to pave a more peaceful road for them is for high-profile and well respected celebrities to take the first step.

Should coming out be a big deal? Maybe I’m bias, but it’s weird that all we homos of the world have to make official statements about our nighttime (or daytime!) recreational activities of choice. We’ve never had to take a few minutes out of our busy schedules to read about how Tom Hanks only digs the ladies… so why the double standard?


In a perfect world, this is the kind of thing nobody would really care much about unless they’re trying to hit on you in a bar, so the question I pose to you today is “What if we lived in that perfect world, and people like Cooper made an official statement about every personal aspect of their lives?”

ohhhhhhh, Steve. Stevey. Stephen. &lt;3

ohhhhhhh, Steve. Stevey. Stephen. <3

North Carolinian heterosexists, you make our hearts sad.

North Carolinian heterosexists, you make our hearts sad.

COMIC LINK: "The Adventures of Hermione and Katniss &#8230; and Bella?&#160;: Part 1," by Vickie Toro, art by Emily McGregor
In a world where evildoers like Rush Limbaugh are determined to quash the existence of stronge female protagonists&#8230; Hermione and Katniss [and&#8230;Bella?] team up to fight back!

COMIC LINK: "The Adventures of Hermione and Katniss … and Bella? : Part 1," by Vickie Toro, art by Emily McGregor

In a world where evildoers like Rush Limbaugh are determined to quash the existence of stronge female protagonists… Hermione and Katniss [and…Bella?] team up to fight back!

LINK: "Top 6 Token Characters Glee&#8217;s Still Missing," by Vickie Toro
1.) The Butch Girl
Even though Glee has no qualms about showing guys of varying degrees of machoness, and even non-machoness, apparently the girls aren&#8217;t afforded the same right to bend the rules. So how about a girl who rocks a short, spikey &#8216;do, baggy pants, and sexually ambiguous anthems? I know, Ryan Murphy: I, too, thought being lesbian was enough to qualify as a tomboy/butch; however, if you take a look at the ladies of AfterEllen.com and The L Word, you&#8217;ll find there&#8217;s a whole world of untapped womanhood out there. Moreover, why not have A Scarlet Woman interfere with Brittana Lovin&#8217;, just to spice things up?

LINK: "Top 6 Token Characters Glee’s Still Missing," by Vickie Toro

1.) The Butch Girl

Even though Glee has no qualms about showing guys of varying degrees of machoness, and even non-machoness, apparently the girls aren’t afforded the same right to bend the rules. So how about a girl who rocks a short, spikey ‘do, baggy pants, and sexually ambiguous anthems? I know, Ryan Murphy: I, too, thought being lesbian was enough to qualify as a tomboy/butch; however, if you take a look at the ladies of AfterEllen.com and The L Word, you’ll find there’s a whole world of untapped womanhood out there. Moreover, why not have A Scarlet Woman interfere with Brittana Lovin’, just to spice things up?