he’s made a huge mistake.

dozens of people have it. DOZENS.

have you guys ever actually SEEN a chicken??

we want this because of reasons.

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

and she just doesn’t care for GOB.

THIS JUST IN: All 14 episodes of the new Arrested Development season will premiere on NetFlix in May!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH HEAVENS

cue Lucille’s saucy wink.

PHOTO SERIES LINK: “Betty White Otter Takes Over Hollywood!” by Kristen Bobst & Vickie Toro

Recently, the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach, CA, named a rescued sea otter pup after long-time benefactor Betty White, instantly making the world a better place. After all, can you imagine anything more glorious than a Betty White Otter? Nope, we didn’t think so.

Since Betty White Otter is brightening up Long Beach, CA with her sassy attitude, we wondered: What else could be improved by the existence of this Betty White/semi-aquatic fish-eating mammal hybrid?

To answer this question, we released Betty White Otter on Hollywood and found that even movies and television benefited from her glorious existence.